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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: General jokes Sun Jun 28, 2009 10:17 am | |
| OMG that is funny! Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off! |
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Mattie Green Warrior
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Tue Jun 30, 2009 11:09 am | |
| zomg i'm like dieng with laughter. whats the simmilarity between micheal jackson, and playstations? they both get turned on by kids! | |
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PieGangsta Bender
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Wed Jul 01, 2009 9:43 am | |
| Oh, Mattie, I thought the answer was they can both be black or white, eh heh... | |
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Mattie Green Warrior
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Wed Jul 01, 2009 11:51 am | |
| in micheal jacksons will, he said i want to be made into plastic lego blocks. It will be easy enough, because i am plastic. If you do make me into lego blocks kids can still play with me | |
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Bloonerators Red Monkey
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:27 pm | |
| What was made of plastic and is no longer a danger to small children?
A Woolworth's carrier bag of course, what else? | |
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Mattie Green Warrior
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Wed Jul 01, 2009 12:29 pm | |
| HAHA lol micheal jackson said in his will he wanted to be a light switch, so kids could still turn him on.
Last edited by Mattie on Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:32 pm; edited 1 time in total (Reason for editing : racist joke.) | |
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PieGangsta Bender
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:04 pm | |
| I'm sorry, but that is VERY racist. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: General jokes Wed Jul 01, 2009 7:49 pm | |
| Delete that mattie, very racist. |
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Pie Yellow Swordsmaster
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 5:40 am | |
| Farah Fawcett died the same day as MJ but Farah died first. Farah went to heaven and wished for all the kids to be safe. Then MJ died | |
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Winkley Yellow Swordsmaster
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:12 am | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 8:35 am | |
| - Pie wrote:
- Farah Fawcett died the same day as MJ but Farah died first. Farah went to heaven and wished for all the kids to be safe. Then MJ died
Haha, thats the only good joke I've seen here. |
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Mattie Green Warrior
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:31 pm | |
| ok sorry about that racist joke i put i'll go edit. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 6:02 pm | |
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PieGangsta Bender
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:12 pm | |
| This one is kinda long:
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough, we've never once had an executive make it this far and we're not really sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in." said the woman.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one you want to spend an eternity in."
"Actually, I think I've made up my mind...I prefer to stay in Heaven", said the woman.
"Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell. The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting green of a beautiful golf course. In the distance was a country club and standing in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and they were all dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kinda cute) and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved good- bye as she got on the elevator.
The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and found St. Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he said.
So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp and singing. She had a great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St. Peter came and got her.
"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now you must choose your eternity," he said.
The woman paused for a second and then replied, "Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."
So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and Filth. She saw her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her. "I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look miserable."
The Devil looked at her and smiled. "Yesterday we were recruiting you; today you're staff." | |
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Tensai_Adam Red Kung-Fu Master
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:19 pm | |
| That's more of ironic then funny. xD | |
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PieGangsta Bender
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Thu Jul 02, 2009 7:22 pm | |
| Well I think its funny... | |
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Mattie Green Warrior
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| Subject: Re: General jokes Mon Jul 06, 2009 1:02 pm | |
| how do you make a door scream? twist it's knob XD | |
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