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PostSubject: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:35 pm

post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Tue Jun 16, 2009 1:09 pm

Yo Momma so stupid she tripped over the cordless phone.

Yo Mamma's so fat when she swims in the ocean the whales sing: We are family, Even though you are bigger than me...

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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Tue Jun 16, 2009 2:53 pm

tht last ine was kind of rasicist!

your mumma's so ugly she makes blind children cry
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Tue Jun 16, 2009 3:40 pm

Ya, but I will edit it

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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Tue Jun 16, 2009 5:07 pm

Yo momma is sooo ugly that whenever they look at Michael Jackson, they see Brad Pitt.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:03 am

lol

your mumma's so hairy when you where born u got carpet burn.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:04 am

Yo mommas sooo hairy that when she takes a shower, they film scene 1 of apes in the mist.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:07 am

xD
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:09 am

Yo mommas soooo short, when she tried out for baseball, they said "sorry, the little legue is the smallest anyone can play on."
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:10 am

Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:11 am

Yo mommas sooo fat, when she saw a school bus full of white people, she said STOP THAT TWINKEY!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:13 am

Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:15 am

Yo mommas soooo poor, that when she picked up a penny, she screamed IM RICH!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:18 am

Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:19 am

Yo mommas sooo short, she said to the worlds shortest midget AHH! BIGFOOT!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:23 am

Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:06 pm

Yo mama so ugly her picture was blured out in a newspaper!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:16 pm

Yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money.

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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:23 pm

YO mumma so fat her nickname is lardo
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:28 pm

Yo momma so ugly she caused the swine flu.

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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 1:38 pm

haha

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it sed error
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:13 pm

U said that 1...
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:12 pm

yo momma so fat she stepped on a scale and she said...

HEY THATS MY PHONE NUMBER!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:54 pm

Yo mommas sooo stupid, she looked in the mirror and said "Lord Jesus!"
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:01 am

Yo mama so short she talks to germs!
Okay that was cheesy...
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