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PostSubject: General jokes   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:38 pm

just general jokes here.


Why did the jelly baby go to school?
























because he wanted to be a smartie!
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Mon Jun 15, 2009 1:27 pm


xD
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Mon Jun 15, 2009 2:20 pm

there where 2 cats, called one two three, and une deux trois. They where having a swimming race across the english channel. Who did u think won the race? one two three or une deux trois?

























answer: one two three, because une deux trois cat sank!!!
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Fri Jun 19, 2009 2:52 pm

Why was my sister born?





























She wasn't, she was created by aliens then sent down to Earth and my parents adopted her.
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Fri Jun 19, 2009 3:35 pm

That wasn't even a bit funny.
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sat Jun 20, 2009 6:57 am

Not funny, just... Strange.
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:37 am

Senta wrote:
No, you the spammer. At least I still went along with the topic instead of getting off-topic.
Winkley wrote:
Taht wasn't even a bit funny.
If you actually knew my sister it would.

"Watcha doin'?"
"You look good!"
"What?"
*lick*
"You taste good!"
"Ew! Sicko!"
"You would be better dipped in chocolate, though."
*sigh* "You don't get it. Where'd you go?"
*squeak* *shuffle noise* *boom*
"I got the chocolate!"
"WhAt?!?"
Hmm...isnt it called GENERAL JOKES

I was making a goof on saying spam was spelled spamm you (Did I mention that im a noob) gay moron.
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sun Jun 21, 2009 2:32 am

what do you call a dad not in the pub on faathers day?




















lost xD
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:10 pm

what do you call senta?






















the anwser is just, too inapropriate, i shouldnt say it here Razz

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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:47 pm

-_-

You better PM me the answer NOW.
What do you call meanies?
Meanies.
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Mon Jun 22, 2009 10:38 pm

Pikmin wrote:
what do you call senta?






















the anwser is just, too inapropriate, i shouldnt say it here Razz
Is it gay ass moron who has no life? Or worse? XD!!!
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Tue Jun 23, 2009 7:33 am

Is it the best person in the world? or better???? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:25 am

BrianE: the anwser is too inapropreat, it could take up about a paragragh, if you ever seen wayne own someone on MyNK?

Senta: thankfully, its worse then that, way worse

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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Tue Jun 23, 2009 12:09 pm

Spelling error!

You said: thanksfully
You meant: unfortunatley
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Tue Jun 23, 2009 2:15 pm

1. i ment thankfully
2. i didnt say thanksfully -_-

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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Wed Jun 24, 2009 1:12 pm

1. meanie Razz
2. LIAR, you edited your post!
3. It even says you edited your post
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Thu Jun 25, 2009 2:15 am

good for it

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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Thu Jun 25, 2009 8:52 am

There needs to be a rule that to become a mod, you have to be able to pick on a noob good.

Too bad its the oppisite, lemon and pik would be on top Crying or Very sad
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Thu Jun 25, 2009 10:34 am

please get back on topic or posts will be deleted, thank you

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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:48 am


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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sat Jun 27, 2009 3:20 am

lol? whats white black and red?

a newspaper
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:09 pm

Mattie wrote:
lol? whats white black and red?

a newspaper

kind of old...lol. nice try? xD
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:14 pm

what do you call a nervous witch?






















a twitch.
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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:49 am

oh i have the best one ever! ..........













why did the the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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PostSubject: Re: General jokes   Sun Jun 28, 2009 8:53 am

omg i never knew that.

what is the similarity between a penis and a rubix cube?

































The more you play with them the harder they get. xD
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