Continuing

First topic message reminder :

Well muffin hasnt been here for awhile, and dark samus quit after the temp ban.
So I'll make it this time.

You can make only 1 - 3 sentence for every post, and it has to be a different person every time.

You are 13 years old.
You live in Phoenix, Arizona.

The story can change by anyone, and anyone can post. Do not double post.

I am going to start:

I was walking to school, on a normal day. Looking to the left, there was a purple bird shooting across the sky. It was heading to the school.

Although he was so fast, the red smoke made a pure clear image of who the person was. It was Jeramy's dad.

But then the red smoke disappeared, because Jeremy's dad was an obligatory character that had no purpose in the plot whatsoever.

Then, I climbed down the stairs, not knowing there was a Monkey with a dart ready to shoot me.
*Monkey Screams --- In his own language, he said 'Get yo lil' bloon, helium filled azz ova heer*
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Then he said "No."

But Right When the Monkey was about to Shoot, A pie fell from the sky and electricuted the monkey

wow......bumpage

Cant you bump stickies?

Well I think so.

Lets continue : You were shocked and started playing poker against a chair, trying to clear you mind of all thoughts, but you got mad when the chair beats you..

When You Got mad you Shot Your Mom And Murdered Your Pet Unicorn

Then about 15420465 bunnies stampeded towards you

But They Were Stampeding For A Carrot, And You Escaped Safely. But One Bunny Made The Carrot Bounce Up And It Landed In Your Hands So They Half Killed You

So they took magical fairy dust and sprinkled it over you and the suddenly you got a ...

You Got A Dizzy Head. So While You Were Trying To Escape You Hit A Plane That Was About To Take Off And It Flew To China Then Some People Said,
Gah! Woi Joilia Iga Yian! Woi Gia Na Tailia To Goin. (Translated: Ahh! I Found A Kid! I Should Take His Head Off.) And The Kid Said I Dont Know Mandrain!

Then you said : ''Hoi ginne mobi toto poolede!''
And they said..

Shiau? (Translated: What?) Then The Boy Looked In A Chinnese translation Book.
Then He Said "Woi Yoi Iga Yui Go " (Translated: I Want a Hot Dog)

Then the plane suddenly broke into pieces and they said : 'Konishiwa'

Then He Looked For A Hot Dog And He Found One. There Was A Sign Saying
Hayo Iga Pio Pio (Translated: These Have Bladers) But He Couldnt Read The Sign But A Man Came Up To Him. The Boy Said "These Are Good! How Did You Make Them?" Then The Man Said "These Were Made Out Of The Most Finest Dog Bladers"
Then The Boy Puked.

And then he flew to america and drowned in a lake

The End.

but then he got up out of lake as the rock and went to go star in the upcoming movie: pie star

Then He Was Going To watch the movie But It Was Rated R so He Secretly Got in But then He Got Arrested.

Then he broke out of jail and all these sirens went off. The FBI went chasing after him and the Chinese people came back with a nuclear bomb!

Then He Killed Everyone (Exept Himself) And Went To Mars To Kill The Aliens

the aliens adopted him and tried to eat him. He ran away and went to venus to hide.

But Since Venus is the hottest planet he felt dizzy and fell back to earth at top speed and he turned into fire

Then he landed in a puddle of pig poop and drowned and then someone named 'Peter' rescued him and gave him mouth to mouth and then he woke up and said: EWWWWW!!! GAY MAN!!!