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Yesterday, I drove to school.

I tried swimming for it but I only made it 99% of the way and got to tired to go further

then I was sinking and I was drowning

Some random lifeguard came and got me out of the water.

i had teeth marks from the shark clenching it`s jaws into my flesh

I went to the hospital and they said that the bite was in the leg and he has to spend the rest of his life on a wheelchair.

and I saved someones life one day and was known as the couragable cripple !

I got famous and made a auto-biography

it was 2 quintrillion pages long about my entire life

The auto biography randomly caught on fire.

and he put it in the neighbors mailbox

The giant book crushed the box.

and the neigbor read the title it said "I`m coo-coo for cocoa puffs"

"Nooo!!, saying that will bring the bird here!"
The coockoo bird screeched and ran around in circles.

The couragable Cripple shot the bird with a ten guage under over shotgun

the bird was laying there paralized making a loud screeching sound

the screeching was getting annoying so I killed the bird

then an out of control taxi driver smashed into a fire hydrant

and me and him went to the hospital

when we arrived at the hospital everyone was killed by dracula

then dracula killed the taxi driver and I managed to run away even with my cuts and bruises

then I met an ethiopian named wong-tong-juliai and he stabbed me with a knife

I awoke in an undersea cave paralized from my neck down

the antidote was right next to me but with no hands or legs I struggled to get it

I moved my entire body with my chin and grabbed the antidote with my teeth

I drank it and was free to move so I kicked wong-tong-juliai`s *ss