FML stories

So there is this thing called F*** my life

All they are, are these little stories about something wierd in your life that is wierd about ur life dats meant to be funny

example:
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. I was worried about leaving my car outside his house because his mom's car got stolen there recently. I drove behind him, and parked outside the restaurant. My car was stolen from outside the restaurant. FML.

another:
Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML.

and another:
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML.

Ok u get it now....

Yeah... what was the point in this. They're not really that funny.

Are you just now finding this? The site is *everywhere*... Still, entertaining.

no, i just got bored...

Are you ever NOT bored?

yeah.... at school... in between classes when im joking with my friends

Ha. That makes some sense.