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Invisifly2 The Mask
Number of posts : 90 Age : 29 Username Title : L.A.D. Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-05
| Subject: the truth .... Mon Sep 21, 2009 5:12 pm | |
| not my original story I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. The whole Venus and Mars thing. Why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE:
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT????!!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either. | |
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Chuchi600 Red Kung-Fu Master
Number of posts : 1812 Age : 26 Username Title : The Random Announcer Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-31
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:19 pm | |
| Ha! Why did you post this story?! It was really weird. | |
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Winkley Yellow Swordsmaster
Number of posts : 1080 Age : 27 Username Title : >.< Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 11:46 am | |
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Chuchi600 Red Kung-Fu Master
Number of posts : 1812 Age : 26 Username Title : The Random Announcer Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-31
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 1:58 pm | |
| Yeah. It was funny. Not exactly appropriate but really funny. | |
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Winkley Yellow Swordsmaster
Number of posts : 1080 Age : 27 Username Title : >.< Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2008-11-02
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:25 pm | |
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Chuchi600 Red Kung-Fu Master
Number of posts : 1812 Age : 26 Username Title : The Random Announcer Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-31
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:32 pm | |
| I'm not. It was funny, but not that funny. | |
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Invisifly2 The Mask
Number of posts : 90 Age : 29 Username Title : L.A.D. Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-05
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 2:49 pm | |
| ooo the irony! lol i love stories with a twist, and sorry that it was borderline inapropreate on facebook i have this posted as...'A Funny story for the Guys' | |
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Alyssa The Universe Mask
Number of posts : 723 Age : 26 Username Title : The Musically Gifted Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2008-12-03
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:04 pm | |
| not all grlz have shopping needs... except for me, a cd store or hot topic store, and a big wad of cash. other than that.... i dont really have shopping needs... weird story | |
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Invisifly2 The Mask
Number of posts : 90 Age : 29 Username Title : L.A.D. Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-05
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 3:21 pm | |
| not that wierd, its called revenge/ha in your face-ness | |
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Chuchi600 Red Kung-Fu Master
Number of posts : 1812 Age : 26 Username Title : The Random Announcer Points : Warnings : Strikes : Contribution to the Site : Extra Ranks : User of the week : Registration date : 2009-07-31
| Subject: Re: the truth .... Tue Sep 22, 2009 4:33 pm | |
| I hate shopping period. I would dump a guy just for trying to get me to shop. | |
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