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 | | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:04 am | |
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Mattie
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:10 am | |
| lol me realy likey XD your mum's so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone wire. | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:53 pm | |
| yo mamas so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's.
yo mamas sooo fat she fell in love and broke it
my little brother made this one up:
yo mammas so stupid that when the phone rang she thought it was the ice cream truck | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:56 pm | |
| Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon. | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| yo mamas soo ugly that they put her face in some batter to make gorilla cookies | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:04 pm | |
| yo mummas so fat when she stepped on the scales it sed please remove the elephant. | |
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Alyssa
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:06 pm | |
| uhhhh mattie...
i dont think u are the god of yo momma jokes
some of your jokes aren't really good like the lardo one and the error one...
except for the elephant one....
maybe | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:12 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions! | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:14 pm | |
| yo mammas so old she farts dust | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:16 pm | |
| Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:17 pm | |
| sumone already said that...
yo momma so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:22 pm | |
| Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch! | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:24 pm | |
| yo mamma so ugly she looks like you | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:28 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it. | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:32 pm | |
| i said thjat already
yo mammas so stupid when her friend asked her to buy a color tv she she said "what color?" | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:36 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon. | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:02 am | |
| Yo mama so stupid she asked the question "What's the # for 911?"
(911 is the emergency call for help # in the United States) | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:30 am | |
| Yo mommas soo fat, she took all the food in the world and said "nice crumb" |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:36 am | |
| yo mamma so old ... when she was your age rainbows were black and white | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:43 am | |
| Lol.
Yo mommas sooo stupid, she said the word stupid was spelled "m-e." |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:03 pm | |
| your mums so fat when she was given a ton of food she said, so wheres the starter? | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:04 pm | |
| yo mamma so fat that she makes sumo wrestlers look like anerextcs | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:19 am | |
| yo momma so fat if she bought a fur coat a species would be extinct | |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:17 am | |
| yo mommas soooo fat, someone jogged around her belly button and said my daily mile is done. |
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| | Subject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes. Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:16 am | |
| *chuckle*
Yo momma so poor, when I walked in her front door I tripped over her backyard fence. | |
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