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PostSubject: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:09 am

Post some Chuck Norris facts and jokez here.
1. My amp goes to 10. Chuck Norris' amp goes to 11.
2. Humans have cars. Chuck Norris has a hover car.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't feel pain. The pain feels Chuck Norris.

NOW POST YOUR OR ELSE... Devil grr
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Tue Jul 28, 2009 2:33 am

Every new year Chuck Norris throws a lucky kid into the sun.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Tue Jul 28, 2009 10:25 am

Chuck Norris can win connect 4 in 3 moves.

Chuck Norris is actually dead, but the Grim Reaper cant bring up the courage to tell him.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Tue Jul 28, 2009 1:53 pm

Meh death color is red.

Now,
1. Chuck Norris' computer has two internets.

I like to write in rainbowz.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Wed Jul 29, 2009 12:11 pm

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Fri Jul 31, 2009 7:50 am

Chuck Norris is cool.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Fri Jul 31, 2009 12:30 pm

Chuck Norris has been to mars. Thats why theres no sign of life there.

Chuck Norris has nothing, yet he has more than you.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:30 pm

Chuck Norris doesnt look for the boogieman under the bed, the boogieman looks for Chuck Norris.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Fri Jul 31, 2009 6:59 pm

Chuck norris went on wheel of fortune 15 years ago, yet the wheel hasnt stopped yet.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Sun Aug 02, 2009 11:12 pm

Chuck Norris has no age. Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Mon Aug 03, 2009 10:02 am

Chuck Norris has no life, the life has Chuck Norris.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:04 pm

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Wed Aug 05, 2009 5:29 pm

Jesus may have walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land.

(not funny, some weird kid said that once....)
I don't know chuck norris jokes.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:52 pm

I got a bunch
1. Chuck Norris can kill 2 birds with 1 stone
2. Chuck Norris was denied breakfast at McDonalds and roundhouse kicked it so hard it became a Wendy's
3. Chuck Norris Can Believe it's not butter.
4. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
5. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
6. The Boogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris
7. The government watched Walker: Texas Ranger and Renamed it Walker: Chainsaw Massacre.
8. Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
9. CNN was originally named Chuck Norris Network, to keep the people updated on the on-the-spot ass kickings.
10. Chuck Norris' face was supposed to be on Mount Rushmore, but didn't have enough Granite to make his beard.
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:56 pm

hey jake i seen u were new so hi and
chuck norris doesen't dodge bullets bullets dodge chuck norris
chuck norris names his sneezes u mite know them as katrina and ike
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PostSubject: Re: Chuck Norris Jokez.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:26 pm

Chuck Norris can shoot 2 bullets at once with a pistol.

Chuck Norris doesn't use an eraser, he uses lead.

Osama didn't cause 9/11, Chuck Norris just sneezed too hard.
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