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PostSubject: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:35 pm

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:53 pm

yo mommas so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her parents!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:58 pm

lol?
have we done this 1 yet :?
yo mamma is so hairy, when you where born you got carpet burn!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Tue Jul 21, 2009 8:52 pm

Yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live! rofl
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jul 22, 2009 6:46 am

bump, although your new please try to not bump dead threads (threads that have been in-active for 10 days or more)
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jul 22, 2009 8:23 am

yo mamma so ugly that when she was born her mother said, "What a treasure!"
and her dad said, "Yes, lets go bury it!"
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jul 22, 2009 2:24 pm

DRAGONITE wrote:
Yo mamma so old she saw passion of the christ live! rofl


That's not funny at all, I'm Christian and that was not funny, I could see why it will be funny but no.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Jul 22, 2009 3:05 pm

Sorry silent
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sun Jul 26, 2009 6:50 am

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:51 pm

Yo mama so stupid, she stuffed a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Yo mama so ugly, the World Trade Center collapsed.

Yo mama so fat, when she saw an eagle, she said, "Oh look, a little fly!"

Yo mama so fat, when she saw a tree, she said, "Such nice plants..."

Yo mama so ugly, Michael Jackson died.

Yo mama so fat, everyone started singing Godzilla at her funeral.

Yo mama so fat, when she wore yellow & orange clothes, she had to scratch her back and found a human. Then the human said, "Um, 5 Avenue please."

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is roman numerals.

Yo mama so old, she knows Jesus's phone number. (I don't find that funny.)

Yo mama so fat, when she ordered a wool blanket, all the sheep in the world were bald after she ordered.

Yo mama so ugly, when she went to Wal-Mart, everyone screamed, " A DRAGON!!!!"
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:22 am

Hoboslave could you stop bumping? (Did I mention that im NOT a noob)
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:04 pm

Yes you did. And stop bumping. You're gonna get in trouble.

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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:15 pm

yo mamma soo fat when she stepped on a scale she saw her phone number
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:16 pm

yo mamma soo skinny she can hula hoop through a cheerio
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:16 pm

yo mamma soo fat she has a donut for a ring
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:17 pm

ok this ones a good 1 so hereit goes yo mamma so stupid she answers lil jj on the radio


hjhahahahaha
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:18 pm

yo mamma soofat when she went to the beach every1 shouted FREE WILLY!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 4:49 pm

Woah! Never do that again! Someone lock this!

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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Nov 23, 2009 7:08 pm

chuchi, you do know you have the power to lock this, right?

*sigh*

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