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PostSubject: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jun 15, 2009 12:35 pm

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post any yo mamma joke here. Yo mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said error.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:04 am

Haha cheesy...
Likey!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 11:10 am

lol me realy likey XD your mum's so dumb she tripped over the cordless phone wire.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:53 pm

yo mamas so stupid she got fired from the m&m factory for throwing away all the W's.

yo mamas sooo fat she fell in love and broke it

my little brother made this one up:

yo mammas so stupid that when the phone rang she thought it was the ice cream truck
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:56 pm

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 1:57 pm

yo mamas soo ugly that they put her face in some batter to make gorilla cookies
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:04 pm

yo mummas so fat when she stepped on the scales it sed please remove the elephant.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:06 pm

uhhhh mattie...

i dont think u are the god of yo momma jokes

some of your jokes aren't really good like the lardo one and the error one...
except for the elephant one....
maybe
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:12 pm

Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:14 pm

yo mammas so old she farts dust
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:16 pm

Yo mama so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:17 pm

sumone already said that...

yo momma so stupid that when she went to take the 44 bus she took the 22 twice instead
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:22 pm

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:24 pm

yo mamma so ugly she looks like you
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:28 pm

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:32 pm

i said thjat already

yo mammas so stupid when her friend asked her to buy a color tv she she said "what color?"
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:36 pm

Yo mama so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:02 am

Yo mama so stupid she asked the question "What's the # for 911?"
(911 is the emergency call for help # in the United States)
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sat Jun 20, 2009 8:30 am

Yo mommas soo fat, she took all the food in the world and said "nice crumb"
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:36 am

yo mamma so old ... when she was your age rainbows were black and white
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sat Jun 20, 2009 9:43 am

Lol.

Yo mommas sooo stupid, she said the word stupid was spelled "m-e."
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sat Jun 20, 2009 1:03 pm

your mums so fat when she was given a ton of food she said, so wheres the starter?
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Sun Jun 21, 2009 10:04 pm

yo mamma so fat that she makes sumo wrestlers look like anerextcs
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:19 am

yo momma so fat if she bought a fur coat a species would be extinct
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 8:17 am

yo mommas soooo fat, someone jogged around her belly button and said my daily mile is done.
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PostSubject: Re: YO MUMMA jokes.   Mon Jun 22, 2009 9:16 am

*chuckle*

Yo momma so poor, when I walked in her front door I tripped over her backyard fence.
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